Because a rap is first and for most a speech about how awesome someone is. Enjoy!

My glow plugs are sooooo dodgy!-Fancy giving me a beat?
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause-I'm-so-famous
Search me upper case of lower
Baby it don't matter
You're gonna find me either way
I'm the first name on every page
I type in my name. They ask, "Do you mean Famous?"
I type in my name cause I'm so famous
Search my last of first
You'll find your source
Better cite that shit up
I'm so famous
Google me up
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
You type in Famous. I ask, "Did you mean Me?"
I might as well spell my name GOO-GLE.
I'm on the internet
I'm on the internet
I'm online and shit
I'm on the internet
Baby it's legit
I'm like a walkin' search engin
Google me, see what you get.
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
Search my heart, search my soul
But you won't find what you're lookin' for
Yeah I searched my heart, and I searched my soul
But I couldn't find what I'm lookin' for, so
I Google myself cause I'm so famous
I'ma Google myself cause I'm so famous
Google me up
Google me up